Money Aint Cheap

I’m just a literal pitiful minimal man all of because of
Now listen, you, ridicule Isn’t cool so show me some love
So cynical, it’s just that uh…I’m like a dumb scrub
No kissing me, visibly still a freak, sleep with some nun chucks

Opportunity’s all around; I got to just try it
Everything’s under my nose; like glue I use to get high with
I'm blue balling; sex is too solemn
It’s a true problem, is it wrong to reuse condoms?
I’ll say it precisely, it’s never the right time
I never look at the bright side, even when it asks me nicely
Honest to God; I’m feeling like I may as well just chew feces
I’m eating some blue kiwis all covered in fleas with cheese
With two green streaks all between meat
That’s expired for two or three weeks
Double crossed like Ru Paul strangling' Denis Rodman
On a futon; stabbing his two balls
Vilified; thrilled to die when the bill arrives
I ate some road kill, while it was still alive
I buy used underwear, it looks fine…
I just popped a pimple, kids…lunch time!!!

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Cause you know money ain’t cheap
He got cash but he ain’t me
I fought mad crummy state fees
It’s the root of everything bad
I’m not the only one who thinks that
Do what I can to get by
It’s not funny, but I Sin Bad

Not too famous, room with two rapists
Shave with toothpaste and floss with shoelace
Made loot cause I just take two Grey Goose
And gave them to AA groups
Look man, I would plan to cook some good cash
I could laugh, it be cool to crook a loot stash
Move past a lot of backs, steel grub at the Laundromat
Like a chocolate snack while it’s still sealed up
A tad mad and I’m laughing at fads that aren’t half bad
Cause they can’t fathom a fan that wouldn’t have that
And its sad stabbing a man’s fat ass crack cause you can’t rap with a plan
The rich got an attitude, they all just laugh at you
Air’s free now but they’ll probably tax it soon
Ah well, maybe I don’t have a clue
Nah, I’m never wrong, forever I’m rapping, dude
I’m just a literal pitiful minimal man all of because of
Now listen, you, ridicule Isn’t cool so show me some love
So cynical, it’s just that uh…I’m like a dumb scrub
No kissing me, visibly still a freak, sleep with some nun chucks

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