Misery Builds Character

It all began as a sperm inside of my dad's balls
Till I finally decided to break out of glass walls and I was born,
The doctor broke my arm upon delivery
Karma for laughing at the sperm who couldn't get with me in the big race.
You'd think I was a born winner but I'm so bitter;
A loser no one could get with
The only guy in school the slutty girl never slept with
When I thought things couldn't get any worse, I was corrected
Was beaten so bad in elementary school that I developed a stutter
I'll never get to be cool
My mom assumed I was retarded, never got her to spoil
Only bubble bath I know is when the water's to boil
I'm hotter than oil but the girls don't see it "GROSS"
That's the biggest compliment I got all week!!
I can't believe how much I got harassed by stumpy stupid idiots
Should of left them bloody like some chunky gruesome periods

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So everybody, what I learned from these pagans in history
Is white man can’t be the devil cause Satan exists in me!
And if that doesn’t propel me in the industry then
Suicide with a gun is my Contingency plan
Trust Me On This! Never hope and dream
When you’re disappointed in life, you’ll choke and scream
I can change like a broken bone frame
But I’ll be me even when I die broke with no fame

They say I'm a cross between Freddy, Jason and Looney Tunes
A theatrical magical puny dude
Shooting darts out of the car window at bitter jerks
Drunk driving with a spliff, taking the kids to church
The type of guy that packs matches and gasoline
Just cause I'm paranoid that doesn't mean they ain't after me
I mean they hire people just to follow Islamics
And I talk dirty shit like diarrhea after swallowing vomit
I don’t do music to fuck a bitch to (NAH)
It's more like music to cut a wrist too
But you know I do it, try to get these Gs
And rape beats like sticking my dick in MPCs
Nice guys finish last; I can't be winning the race
Moment of truth like seeing that hooker's dick in your face
I'm thinking it’s late time that the world knows I'm a bad apple
Like the one you find in your girl's throat, gross!

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I'm a sentimental psycho that's like no other
Your parents said don't listen to me?
I will bite your mother right in the spot like this pot that I manage to piss in
I spit dirty like I tossed somebody's salad in prison
The type to scheme free dates with whores
With stains on my shirt from 3 days before
And when I ejaculate I’m crying steadily because
I masturbate to the thoughts of dying sexually in blood
I do what I think is right but the answer remains hidden
Like my multi vitamin has cancer and AIDS in it
I can't spawn a seed with life getting hectic
So I'm at the local morgue having sex with dead chicks
A problem addict, stress junkie, never drop the habit!
But when all the smoke clears, best believe it's got to happen!
I'm your wife when she catches you cheating, I'm never wrong
I hate life, I hate it a lot, it's part of my charm!