Skitzofrantic

People tempt me to be cocky and trendy
Wont happen for many reasons like seeing Gandhi at Wendy’s
Went into work so I could get paid wages
Sprayed bullets in faces, made postmen famous
It's always a bad day
Took the sad way; slit wrist, so for Christmas just get me band-aids
If not...I'll probably loosen your tooth up
And beat you worse than my dad did when I puked in his new truck
I know, I'm shy so I'm dating blind hoes
Won’t tell them I'm shooting blanks like guns at Tae-Bo
Have to wait for Saturday to masturbate
Mom is strict man, no drugs after eight
It agitates; castrate these fears through loopholes
Eating a few bowls of cold Gatuso
Mixed with Smirnoff that's soaked in methanol
Next thing I know, I awoke on a boat to Lebanon
It was odd

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Describe me with multiple dirty words but I'm fine – Ask My Mom
The world's just two tokes behind me, I'm ahead of my time – Pass My Bong
And My God...to hell with my pesky pegged self
Look everyone's just yelling in disgust to tell me "Get help!!"
But...it shows I'm manic and witful but panicked
I'm more like a Skitzofrantic, we'll manage

Don’t flaunt huge checks, free of gross demands
I want group sex; it’s me and both my hands
Shaving at the same time, multi-tasking it
Switching the items in each hand by accident! (AAH!)
Passionate when the hash is lit
Cat’s standing and laughing until I grab some bricks!
Drug addicted unsociable who isn't supposed to go postal so
Imma grow to blow like Kosovo and play with scissors
Hurt somebody to pay em visits
Rapists I just mimic and with it I frisk women
Two different visions, no limits, image is too timid
My sinning personalities hell bound with two tickets
Sick of it, riddled with syphilis clits
Cynic, a gimmick is good for business, isn't it, kid?
Listen, I'm swimming with mechanical cannibals, not compatible
Compulsive lying drug addicted drunk who loves animals!

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